That is not a line I thought I’d ever find myself typing but sure enough, I just did.
And why you might ask? Well, I was out doing a last ride before my long weekend charity event, head down, fighting the wind and a hill, when out of the corner of my eye I spied the most bizarre sight on two wheels.
Some freakily dressed person was taking the “make sure you’re seen” theme a bit too far and was riding a bright yellow bike, with an all-over red superhero outfit (complete with muscle inserts), a long trailing yellow cape, what looked like antlers, and a bright flashing headlight!
Wow, that makes my disco show seem like nothing!
Twenty one hilly miles completed. And a new land speed record for me of 44.5 mph. Now, car drivers, when I’m going that fast in a 35mph zone I do not expect to be overtaken. Give a man a break. Sheesh.
Time to pretty myself up as my wife and I are taking my parents out to dinner tonight.